loud noise permeates cosmos, says nasa (link)

this could be due to a number of things, including: an angry deity; feedback from planet earth coz of all the noise; a black hole going thru its spin cycle like a washing machine; aliens trying to warn us to get off the planet. but the cosmic noise is more than likely caused by the staff here at the orbital Hypoetics office, who have been partying non-stop since the xmas break ...